Will Trade Credit Counseling, English Tutoring, Food for Asian Body Massage & Cooking in Huntsville, Texas For Sale

Will trade/offer personal or business credit counseling, personal budgeting,
free food, skip-tracing help (locating people/business owners), alternative
medicine info, noise pollution relief counseling, religious "de-programming"
info/advice/counseling strategies, tutoring in English communication skills & critical thinking, etc. in EXCHANGE for: BODY MASSAGE & ASIAN COOKING (PRIMARILY Vietnamese or Chinese) strongly prefer Asian masseuse (lady) in Alief/suburban SW Houston area, non-smoker interested in natural, drug-free, health-conscious, and low stress living by Asian masseuse, mainly for lower back compression injury and foot circulation problem.
I am a single male, retired homeowner, respectful, drug-free seeking
a near-by interested party for mutual exchange of services/benefits.
Massage certification preferred, but not required if you have some
experience
Trading services only, no money exchange involved or expected.
If interested in such an exchange/barter trade of services, please
reply to this ad and provide contact info, what service(s) you need
and what you can offer. Thank you.
Howard